"The city of subdued excitement." A city in Northwest Washington that is more commonly on the front page of the New York Times, than its own Bellingham Herald. Infamous for Western Washington University, as well as D.C. snipers, a pipeline explosion, beautiful scenery, and some aging hippies.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Bellingham MA. Home of the blackhawks that get excited if we win even a game. Close to boston and about 8 black kids and about 50 goth kids. Lots of school pride for this school.

Everyone smokes weed, and u f*cking bet everyone has a vape. There is almost nothing to do here so and the school system is so bad that everyone applies to BVT but not many people make it.. cause it’s bellingham.

You can find most of them at chili’s cause that’s the only place they go. No one really likes each other so people smoke weed in a group of three other people while messing around with other girls boyfriends. no one is stuck up because most of them are poor, we don’t even get laptops ...

A teacher tried to blow up the principals car, kids get suspended for vaping on a daily, everyone’s failing and did i mention our sports suck. We do have a pot lot just for the stoners of the school too.. oh bellingham, how embarrassing to graduate here.

Bellingham, WA Last major town on the west coast before hitting Canada. This place has more serial killers than black people.

A city in northwestern Washington a few miles from the Canadian border, home to Western Washington University. It's the largest city north of Everett, but it keeps its "smalltown" feel with a large population of bicycle riding hippies and earthmuffins and a "whatever goes" sort of mood.

The bicyclists and pedestrians think they own the place, they will literally walk into a busy road and expect people to stop for them. Besides aging hippies, Bellingham is a haven for homeless people and meth-addicts, who rarely catch the attention of the police who are too busy passing out MIPs at college parties. The city is an interesting blend of hippies, yuppies, college students, homeless, drug-users, rednecks, white trash, Canadians and so forth.

Probably one of the easiest places to get inexpensive, quality marijuana in the pacific northwest.

The weather in Bellingham is known for being unpredictable, even for the region. It will literally go from 55 and sunny to snowing to hail to windstorm and back to sunny in an hour.

A good place to go to college, but if you want to actually do anything with your life, escape while you can. Bellingham has a way of luring people in and trapping them forever.

A city located in Northwestern Washington that is full of tree-hugging, pot-smoking hippies. Home to Western Washington University and the D.C. sniper.

A town in Bellingham, where middle schoolers are so obsessed with touching door frames three have broken so far, everyone vapes smokes, the bathroom smells like fruity tooty + burnt chicken and 63 is a great number. (63 felonies on a pedo teacher), our sport teams are shit other than maybe men’s volleyball (Joke)