It’s a person also know as Alex he ass is fucking huge and he got a perm
What a bellend re alex
by Hrjririeie February 27, 2021
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Someone who sits on a kiddy size JCB wearing a striped guess T-Shirt, Palace socks stretched up their shins and BlacK Vans
by xx_blazeit_xx April 13, 2018
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"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"
by southwalessniper July 04, 2012
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You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.
by BigDaddyGee March 08, 2021
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