Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. Commonly known for its wierd sexual practises it is feared throughout the world for a dragon-like temper.
The O'Connor family went to Bell's End, with Ed. They had tea and raw potatoes with Sir Helm, but left Ed with Grot. His arsehole has now prolapsed.
by Woody February 09, 2004
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1.The glans of the penis. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet.

2.A foolish person. A plank.

I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains.
by Thee Red Monkey June 01, 2006
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A term used to call someone an idiot or retard. This can also be known as the end of a penis, penis looks like the end, end etc.
You missed the ball, you bell end!
by your mums anal blast February 14, 2009
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Mr. Oller you are a right bell end.........and also get a hair cut!
by el tit face July 29, 2003
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1. the tip of a mans penis
2. an insult
1.Core! Mr Bennett really has got an almighty bell end!

He certainly has!

2. Honestly, mate you really are massive bell end
by iver biggun March 28, 2009
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