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A 00 sized gauge located between the head of a penis and the testicles. There is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the penis is able to ejaculate without any interference. But the rest of the Gauge is made with a Belgian Doughnut.
"Dude, I just got new Belgian gauges!!" "Really, what size?" "00s!" "No way, but I don't see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?" "Yeah dude, I got a Belgian Penile Gauge!"
"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"
"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"
by BlegianGauges May 05, 2010
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005