a slavic country with a nice flag and hot girls that nobody talks about
guy 1: have you been to Belarus?
guy 2: where is that?
by Dat Cat June 17, 2020
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One of the few countries not on lockdown while many people in the world are.
It seems that even when some of the people in Belarus seem to want lockdowns, dictatorship, and authoritarian leadership, they're not given it. Countries under lockdowns seem closer to near-dictatorships than Belarus at this time.
by Solid Mantis April 02, 2020
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The one country in Europe no one seems to have ever heard of. Fewer people know Belarus than Luxembourg. The country is considered part of the “Axis of Evil” since it sells Russian weapons so pretty anyone who is willing to pay.

Belarusian girls are very hot especially from Minsk. They are very smart and love to have fun (they will kill you in beer-pong).

Belarus has a good rowing team as well as a good hockey team .
Yo, I be watching ESPN and this fly honey from Belarus was stroking a boat.
by klove October 23, 2005
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Former Soviet republic. Kicks ass for such a small country. Great hockey team.
by Smurf October 05, 2004
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A place, but also a Walrus with a bell.
I am the eggman (woo),
they are the eggmen (woo),
I am the belarus,
Ding Ding, Da-Ding.
by jammybastard November 10, 2008
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A country in Europe. Lithuania is definitely 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times cooler.
by LITHUANIAN MAFIA July 08, 2004
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The act of making a vagina bleed by the means of excessive fisting.
bob: yo i made my girlfriend bleed last night!!
john: how dude?
bob: i gave her a belarus steam hammer!
by ayoo q daddy! February 16, 2011
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