bel air is gay as shit. there are girls who are hoes and try to fight everyone and their mother. they talk shit all they can but when their girls arent arent they got nothing. he guys are retarted, they try hard but in the end they cry like bitches. Bel Air is town is full of parents and grandparents who pay for their kids new 30, 000 dollar cars and they drive wasted in them cause theyre ones ever been through a hard time because theyve never experienced anything. they all drop out of HCC because they cant do shit cause theyre too busy gettin fucked up cause they dont pay for shit. these kids piss me off. Bel Air is gay.
hey Bel Air.

girl: hey wanna skip class and get wasted and fuck every guy around?

girl 2: yea def, cause my grandparent pau for it and i got a gas card so who gives a shit ill live here forever
by bel air c/o 2004 November 23, 2005
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Bel Air, contrary to belief of the other teenage wastoids on this website, is in fact an awesome town. If you're chilling with your homies, and not convinced that the rest of the world is better, every friday and saturday night is mad fun. There's drugs, sex, booze, crime, hustling, and debotchery and merriment to be had. If you don't sit at home in front of your computer complaining and go socializing, you're guaranteed to have a good time. There's always a good show at the Recher Theatre in Towson, another more urban like form of Bel Air, and in Bel Air, you are almost guaranteed to get what you are looking for. The skaters are always good to chill with, if you're looking for some sober fun. If you want to get shitfaced, head down the festival and look for somebody in pulse who is also trying to get wasted. You don't really need a job or any real cash, because everythings so cheap up here. You don't really need a car, somebody will probably drive you. If you're out at the right hour, you can go drunk tipping, Bel Air has quite a bar scene. The amount of drug traffic in Bel Air is exceptional, particularly due to pulse interactive. The local scene (as in scene kid) is surprisingly chill. Most of the Bel Air scenesters smoke, drink, and vandalize like the normal kids. You can pretty much get away with anything in Bel Air, the cops are easy to escape, and are too concerned with the skaters to deal with you too long. You can even buy some meth, if you're into that sort of thing.
Bel Air is an indescribably chill town
by DJ Mizrboy December 24, 2006
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Bel Air is filled with faggots that think they are cool because they found out what alchohol was their freshmen year in college. Some also enjoy spending their weekends drinking piss and eating shit, it was pretty much the same people.

Then there was people who enjoyed getting hammered, smoking a lot of weed and destroying things... or creating a road block and running from police because they were bored.

Sometimes people light things on fire, sometimes people were lit on fire.

Sometimes people smoked a lot of weed, sometimes people drank a lot of beer; no matter what you did you always fucking blacked out in the end... unless you were drinking piss from a butt crack, you usually went home and jerked your woody off..ew.

People video tape each other having anal sex all the time.
I'm bored.

Me to.

Let's get drunk and go outside and throw pumpkings at cars on 22.


Can we smoke a blunt on the way?

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Contrary to popular opinion Bel Air is not a place for rich people. Yeah you can get mad weed from anywhere, but Bel Air is also a place where you have to be in a click to fill in, a true hood school. We are not a school filled with posers but entrepreneurs, and everyone their should stand up for they hood. I rep BA to the fullest
yo i go to school @ Bel Air
by Da Dough Boi December 20, 2005
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hooking a reader on to a particular story then replacing the climactic part with lyrics from the "fresh prince of bel-air" theme song.
She slowly unzipped her dress, as my throbbing hardon grew larger, she gently carressed it and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. you've been bel aired.
by 564508441 March 13, 2008
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To begin a story, often in an online message board, but to have it fade into the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
I'm fucking sick of kidiots who Bel-Air the forums all the time.
by Promethean Sky April 17, 2007
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Or Blair as Bmorians like to call it. A place, located in the middle of no where but the people think they run the world, full of rich families and their rich kids who all drive convertables. The Harford mall is the hang-out spot(that no one seems to remember pre-GAP) for the mall rats in middle school. When you hit high school, this can be upgraded to the Plaza, aka the parking lot between McD's and Superfresh. This usually doesnt last long, until you are all kicked out to Wawa down the street. There is nothing to do in this town, except smoke pot and have sex. Harford county is the number 2 county in the nation for growing pot, and its not a suprise my mom got scared she said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie Yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
by Will Shmith October 15, 2006
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