Acting in the sense of utter douchery.
Classifies a individual as an utter piece of dog feces in the general sense.
Could also be identified by said traits that include, having a gold fish, being trash controlling and operating any type of vehicle, and toxicity that results In eternal silence.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.