Being an absoloute dick when in cadets, but being a decent bloke normally.
Recruit: hey Stobo! hows it going?
Stobo (not in uniform): hey mate whatsup

Recruit: hey Stobo! hows it going?
Stobo (in UNiform): YOUVE GOT A DP!!! SHOW SOME RESPECT
Recruit: well you are just a smelly ogre and youre being a stobo (very quietly)
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