Stems from the stupid orange-like brown colour.

A mixture of dull, boring and irritatingly tedious.
Dude, that guy was so damn BEIGE!
by <*}}}}>< May 06, 2004
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Crack Cocaine, cocain cooked down after being mixed with baking soda and a small amount of water. Term found in Tampa, possibly New York.
I sold them 2 20s of that beige.
by Kevin Macdonald July 15, 2006
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Someone - generally a male - who is mindnumbingly dull and predictable. Said male might actually believe he is interesting but the sad realities of his existence fail to colour his personality.
He came on like he was all that, but in reality, he was so beige
by downtownlynn March 11, 2009
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Have you seen that new cable programme, 'rave eye for the beige guy'
by Pip April 24, 2005
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a word used when nothing else can be said...
hey dude that party was crazy
ya my mom got nude
(awkward silence)
Beige...
by Sean Jaskiewicz April 25, 2008
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A boring girl, as interesting as beige curtains in a motel room. A Beige Curtain does not recognize humor and has no edge. She's generally devoid of her own interests outside of her boyfriend and shoes.
"Hey, man. Are you still seeing Brenda?"
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."
by Uncle Fun September 25, 2012
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Baily's Irish Cream, as refered to by Old Gregg, the half fish/half man character in the Mighty Boosh.
by Ye Old Gregg March 19, 2009
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