verb
1. To conduct oneself in a specified way, usually meant in a sarcastic fashion.
Brynn says she's been behaving lately...pssht, I know I have!!
by june harber April 28, 2008
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Behaviour relating specifically to physical (usually distasteful) actions.
Ex1) Speaking about ass licking is not a behavement; while the actual licking of an anus is.

Ex2) "Any homosexual behavement is banned". Homosexuals are allowed to freely speak and talk about what they do. But the actual behavement is banned.
by presChag20016N2 July 09, 2011
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said of small children who are engaged in a non-dangerous activity and are not misbehaving morally or otherwise, but nonetheless an engaged in an activity that is considered silly by adults.
a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. the hampster starts running away.

The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silly behaving troglodithe, bring Jerkins ( the hamster) back in immediately. I need to feed him.

Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.
by sexydimma May 27, 2012
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watch your behavior.
be careful what you do
Alex, you need to behave yourself at your aunt's party, or it would be the last time we go there
by Sina.sheikh May 21, 2011
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The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.
"I always knew it was a terrible idea to vote 'leave', I guess I was just behaving British."
by Duckofdeath June 26, 2016
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