Noun. A new 'state-the-obvious-and-point-out-what's-pointless' phrase to describe the state of a sunburnt person who shares the complection of either a red lobster, red tomato or, alas, a bloody beetroot.

A person with beetroot colored face that has sex with people under their employment.

Also known as 'brute' meaning someone who tackles hard/big hits in Rugby Union

A large swollen and quite possibly infected testicle which appears purpley/red in nature. Perhaps caused by the Mrs finding out about "the affair" or due to obscure sexual positions in which the safety of the testicular area may become impaired.

An act of someone with two dicks jerking off and partaking in sexual inquiry at the same time

A person who's face has turned a red/purple because they are embarrassed, 'beetroot' is usually shouted when someone does something embarrassing and try's to pass it off.

Person who has their head in the ground, they are unaware of things/people around them. They will come across as narrow minded, impatient, rude and arrogant.