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Lester Green, a comedian with dwarfism and microcephaly.
The most amazing man alive
“if you dig a 6 foot hole, how deep is that hole?”
“uhhh, about 20 feet” - beetlejuice
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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The hottest bio-exorcist and the coolest boyfriend I could ever have
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, beEEEEeEeEeEeeEeee-cause!
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A freelance bio-exorcist who works with ghosts to scare the living out of their houses.
He can be seen lurking around small scale models of towns.
Hey there goes Elvis! Looks Like I'm next.
I used to watch Beetlejuice in Chillicothe and then play excitebike
by ThE LaTe JC March 22, 2005
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A Tim Burton Film. And also the best film ever made. A clever and diverse way of looking at the recently deceased. A freelanced bio-exorcist.
Lets go smoke some dope and watch that film by tim burton called beetlejuice.
by Jody Conway April 20, 2005
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A favorite guest on the Howard Stern radio show who is an African-American midget with an unusually small head. His catch phrase is saying "Me?" after being asked questions. Also known for giving outrageous answers to simple questions (ie. What number comes between 2 and 4, his answer "36".).
He believes he's 6'7" 480lbs when in reality he's 4'8" 92 lbs. Real Name is Lester Green. Has been in a few movies including Scary Movie 2 and Bubble Boy. His website is jollydwarf.com
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