A beer snob who considers Budweiser, Miller, Coors, or any other macrobrews as "pisswater", requests obscure and unavailable craft and import beers at bars and loudly complains about how these "troglodytes" would drink Bud Light-labeled goat piss and not know the difference. Also tends to collect beer labels, steal beer coasters off bars, and brews his own beer, which results in exploding bottles, which he gives away to friends. Usually spotted around the New York/New Jersey area.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy