by Jonathan Toffee August 27, 2009
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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1.)When you are bored and just start drinking beers.
2.)When someone has already given you a beer.
3.)When the foam from a beer gets on your chin, thus having a beer beard, known as a beerd.
2.)When someone has already given you a beer.
3.)When the foam from a beer gets on your chin, thus having a beer beard, known as a beerd.
-I don't know but since Charlie isn't answering his phone he's probably got beerd.
-Jose:"Hey I'm going back in the house you need a beer?"
Marty:"Naw man I've already been beerd."
-I wonder why those chicks keep giggling and looking down here? Ah I gotta take a piss...<Looks in mirror sees a beerd on his chin> Shit!...
-Jose:"Hey I'm going back in the house you need a beer?"
Marty:"Naw man I've already been beerd."
-I wonder why those chicks keep giggling and looking down here? Ah I gotta take a piss...<Looks in mirror sees a beerd on his chin> Shit!...
by Curt A.K.A. Curtis Mayfield March 08, 2008
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Overweight, unemployed, bearded gentleman whose life revolves around waiting in line for rare craft beer releases, trading craft beer with other beerds, and debating all things beer/breweries/brewers.
The beerds camped out overnight for the bacon/coffee/jalapeno/wasabi stout aged in nacho cheese barrels.
by 90210 Lover January 14, 2015
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The ceremonious congregation of brew and facial hair in the latter stages of the delicate process of getting hammered.
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by Ra's Berry November 09, 2017
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Drunk Chav: lol dude this fucking beer is so good
Drunk Hippe: oh yeah dude peace n shit
Drunk Chav: omg ur spilling ur lsd filled drink lol
Drunk Hippie: fuckn shit man i got it in my beard
Drunk Chav: No fucker its ur beerd
Drunk Chav YOU GOT FUCKING BEERD
Drunk Hippe: oh yeah dude peace n shit
Drunk Chav: omg ur spilling ur lsd filled drink lol
Drunk Hippie: fuckn shit man i got it in my beard
Drunk Chav: No fucker its ur beerd
Drunk Chav YOU GOT FUCKING BEERD
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by ElectricBonnie May 02, 2018
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