two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.
Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night

Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013
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It's when an Uncle does a backflip into his Brother's daughter face with his dick out yelling hell yeah while holding a beer.
Howard, I did an Uncle Backflip Beer into your daughter's face, the fuck you going to do?
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I can't relax with the gas at the dentist's office, I've been hitting the upside-down beer bong for too long to.
by OGcandypants April 29, 2011
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An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.
Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
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When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.
"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."
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A beer that is opened and one sip is gone but they take the tab to keep track "how many beers they drank" and the person hands it off to someone else saying finish it pussy when really they are the pussy. Also known as "Parkie beer"
A kid who is wearing timberlands and lives in severna park, who is at a party always is going to deliver at least 10-15 severna park beers a night.
by Severnaparklax10 December 09, 2013
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When you cry over everything after a few drinks.
When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.
by Eklavya May 25, 2021
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