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1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.

2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"
Women and Seafood are both best when they have been beer battered.
by David From Austin September 17, 2007
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A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.
"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."
by bluecows February 18, 2009
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A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)
Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch
by evilbeotch August 06, 2010
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When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.
I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.
by Richar Kraft August 02, 2006
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