by Leviachan April 27, 2021
by varietylevel13 March 26, 2004
Not Satan.
It is an ancient Jewish pisstake on a pagan god, Ba'al Zebul (which means Lord of the High House).
The Israelites changed it to Beelzebub which means Lord of the Flies as a diss.
It is an ancient Jewish pisstake on a pagan god, Ba'al Zebul (which means Lord of the High House).
The Israelites changed it to Beelzebub which means Lord of the Flies as a diss.
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
All previous definations invalid due to not knowing my mother-in-law. Evil incarnate. Essence of all that is despised and hated. Soul sucking, demonic possessing, revoker of liberty.
As SHE walked into the room the air was pulled from my lungs and I was left with only a lingering corrosive putrid smell. At that point I recalled countless books I read about the last moments of death. This would eventually be my last patriotic thought. My body tensed with muscles no longer capable of carrying hope. What is was hope anyway? My soul should have been hers but it was actually HERS. Then it was final, SHE had become my mother in law. Is there redemption in hell? Beelzebub offers none.
by SKAAA December 21, 2006
In Beelzebub worship a supernatural being that is all good and the provider of the two things that make life worth living food and sex. Beelzebub worship is mostly concerned with food and sex.
by The Fury 13 September 30, 2010