1. A humorous term for saying Blowjob.

2. You can alos use it as an I.O.U

3. Can be in the form of sloppy or dry
1. Hey babe, wanna give me a beej?

2. "Thanks for helping me complete my assignment man, I'll give you beej".

3. James: "Why don't you give me a sloppy beej?"

Marcus: "Nah! I'll make it dry, cause your a fag!"
by StiffPOO October 29, 2009
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Bee`ge. To perform oral sex for man. Also referred to as a Blow-Job. Slang term for Blow-Job. Using the letter "B" and then promptly followed by the letter "J" to pronounciate.

It is considered wise, (when on a date with a female), to command the woman to either "Beej or Beej gone!"
"Yo, Biddie.. just beej or beej gone!"
by Blouhat February 01, 2010
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Someone you would want a blow job from under any circumstances. Comes from the game Beej, Maybeej, No Beej.
George: What do you think of her?

John: No Beej!
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The preferred nomenclature for a blowjob. Consists of constant milking and gentle fondling of the "petershaft" itself, usually ending in ejaculation, the beej is synonymous with kryptonite in terms of superman's weakness.... but is effective for all males. (Except queers.. I’d rather not have their input on the pleasures of a beej)
"that dump gave me a nasty beej yesterday"

"i love getting road beej'd"

"give me a beej"
by slawberg June 03, 2009
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Slang for...

-Beef, as in hunk, hulk, or incredible hulk.
-A stellar beach.
-A surf board.
"Elvis sure was a huck-a-Beej o' burnin' love." (girls scream and faint)

"Clark sat on top of a sand dune at a beej in Monterey and watched the sunset."

"Bill wiped out while attempting to ride his beej on a gnarlatious 100ft wave; he ended up with a sand facial."
by karl jr. April 04, 2013
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noun: the excess skin that is left over when a person undergoes rapid weight loss
look at my beej...i can wrap it all the way around my body
by the hotastic one January 19, 2004
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