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The most ungodly tits imaginable, upon seeing them one denies the idea of intelligent design. Picture a deflated balloon containing many small chicken bouillon cubes in place of a woman's breast.
Guy 1: "Yo, did you here about Roger, he slept with Sarah Cronin last night".
Guy 2: "You mean the girl with the Beef-tip-tits?"
Guy 1: "Yea they found him laying dead in his bathtub with a toaster this morning."
Guy 2: "You mean the girl with the Beef-tip-tits?"
Guy 1: "Yea they found him laying dead in his bathtub with a toaster this morning."
by Cowgirl49 March 31, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018