by johndoecheese410 January 22, 2014
A dumb, good-looking younger man, probably a gigolo or possibly even a dumcumpster who is suddenly seen around town with an upstart or otherwise gossipable divorcee, and one who decidedly keeps her new beau out of her usual social circles, which she has deserted for the time being. Similar but in opposite sense to the girlfriend from Canada of Saturday Night Live fame. A knowing play on the the phrase "mystery beef" or perhaps, even on "Mister eBeef", which is a reference to a no-strings-attached hookup acquired via the Internet.
Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like a Jim Beam bottle. Oh, and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with Misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.
Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"
Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"
by Russell Clark December 03, 2006
hey what kind of beef is that. its moist beef *smacks lips*
you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one
you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one
by tidepod 420 April 10, 2018
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by Blame The Clown February 21, 2018
When you are with a group of people who enjoy a rather odd fetish. This is the act in which a group of people excrete feces into a metal pot and share it with each other.
Person 1-Hey dude you ready for out Detroit beef stew tonight?
Person 2-Oh my god yes,I am so excited!!
Person 2-Oh my god yes,I am so excited!!
by Englishmajor5697 December 15, 2017