A physically imposing man who is completely inefficacious.
Tyrone hard? Shit. Tyrone ain't hard. I seen that nigga fight. That nigga's beef queef.
by Anonymous May 19, 2003
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when air instead of seamen is expelled through the penis creating a farting sound and an odor.
Drews beef queef was so loud and smelly the gypsy family next door moved out.
by handsomedom April 18, 2011
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1. A queef performed by a bovine cow.
2. A penile queef.
3. A normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.
1. We was out cow tippin', and one of them heifers pulled a beef-queef in Hershell's face!.
2. After my surgery, I was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. I thought it was lunch time, but it was just Theodore's sister's beef-queef.
by Walenski July 10, 2008
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The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".
That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!
by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016
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Very similar in definition to dangle beef with the caveat that these oversized beat up beef jerky looking pussy lips actually flap in the wind when a woman queefs
Last night LaFawnda had her queef beef flappin' after I got done poundin' that shit.
by youdknowifitwasupinya August 23, 2015
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The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".
That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!
by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016
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