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A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.
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by TCJ&L September 06, 2017
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An individual who eats meat from plate witout the use of cutlery. Typically a " Beef Bobber" will be highly intoxicated and no longer possess the motor skills to cut steak.
I was out and went pure Beef Bobber.
by TCJ&L September 06, 2017
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