spelled anal beads. An instrument inserted into the ass, with bumps that keep getting bigger, meant to stretch the ass and put strain on it until it pops.
The best way to pop an anal virgin is to shove anal beeds in her ass!
by necrokhan September 19, 2005
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spin off of your bad, except with a slang twist to it.
Dan: I forgot to do my homework last night.

Billy: yo beed!
by N-Ciddy May 06, 2009
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anal beeds are beeds, mostly used by ravers and sick fucks, which are stuck in the anal cavity for pleasure. generally, you use anal beeds while using E, or other types of sexual injestions...
hey bruce, wanna play hide the anal beeds?
by Haney April 17, 2004
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Its a fucking beed that you put in your no no area and then you turn autisticaly handicapped
Hey you is that an Anal Beed Retard over there
by dvfrv May 17, 2019
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