1. A cool guy in a black hat and horned rimmed glasses who roams around high as a kite.
2. Sells the best weed. Oh yeah.
3. Has a cool collection of vintage records, and great taste in music to boot.

4. Is kind to kind people, mean to mean people and gangster dicks
5. Handy with kitchen knives and steel poles
6. Drinking record- 46 beers
"See that dude over there? He is so cool, he almost cooler than Beechwood is!"
by Therealbeechwood May 11, 2010
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Where a Fish lives.
One day Jann and Harvey ventured into 58 Beechwood....And they started to have fun with a tiny fish they met in a white grandma car...
"Heyy Jann lets push Fish into the pool, it likes water."
"Sure Harvey, make sure it doeasn't see though"
by Michael Gatto August 14, 2008
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