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An old Disney movie about some kids that fly around on a magic bed and have adventures, or: when your girlfriend ties you facedown to the bedposts on Date Night and jams a broomstick up your ass.
Wayne: How was date night on Saturday?
Me: Me and Sonia played Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
Wayne: How did that go?
Me: Not very good.
by Shawn the Plumber July 23, 2017
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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