Simon sleepily eyed up the nearby hedge and weighed up the 15 euro it would cost for the nearby hostel against the value he placed upon his physical integrity and dignity. Feeling both nihilistic and courageous after just having read the entire collected works of Charles Bukowski, Simon narrowed his eyes, glared defiantly at the traffic, made his bedge and lay in it.

oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!

Annie didn't have enough room on her side of the bed, so she told lauren to scoot to the bedge and make room.

Bono and Edge are so cute together. I'm a Bedge fan.