A nice store from a customer's point of view, however a horrendous company to work for. They pay their employees nothing and treat them like shit. I worked for one for 2 years, and saw it all in there.
by 00000069 January 10, 2018
I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!
Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap."
Marty: "Okay."
An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...
Lynda: "I love that store."
Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"
Marty: "Okay."
An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...
Lynda: "I love that store."
Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"
by m_piet April 28, 2010
by DizzyLizzy April 01, 2007
Guy 1: "So I heard you were in the hospital. How was that?"
Guy 2: "It was horrible until my nurse came in to bathe me and she gave me a "bed bath and beyond". It was awesome!
Guy 2: "It was horrible until my nurse came in to bathe me and she gave me a "bed bath and beyond". It was awesome!
by xCLAMM JAMMERx January 09, 2012
A sexual act consisting of one partner defecating into a pillow case. The case is then tied closed and used, pillow fight style, to beat the other partner.
Hey, did you hit that shit last night?
Ya, man, and when we finished, I gave her the old Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
Ya, man, and when we finished, I gave her the old Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
by YBR H3 January 20, 2011
by Smigs February 02, 2007
by Victor Gray March 17, 2010