An awful or very unpleasant experience, defined best as 'a bit like dying but not quite.' Created as the antithesis of Kiggins the word is similarly derived from a fellow student's surname.

a convenience store that sells sussy sauce for 99 cents

A Goddess, a woman of unparalleled beauty.

when a guy manages to get a cellphone into a girl's cootchie without her noticing.

A guy who animates *stick figures*. Creates with creativity and enjoyment. Real nice.

A devotee of the Glenn Beck show or someone who is unable to reality test or fact check information in order to have a thoughtful, intelligent dialogue.

The greatest guitarist that ever lived. He and Marty Friedman started the amazing speed metal band called Cacophony. Somehow Jason got ALS and now he can't shred the fuck out of everyone.