otaku : why did this show make no god damn sense?(aka darling in the franxx)
Me but also an otaku : because trigger
Me but also an otaku : because trigger
by Janarose15 November 18, 2018
by i0n31y_c10uds February 8, 2021
When Nintendo announce a really cool thing, but caveat it with something dumb that nobody understands
"Animal Crossing looks amazing! My kids will love creating their own islands on the Switch!"
"You can only have one island per Switch, regardless of the profile."
"But why?!"
"Because Nintendo."
"Amazing! Mario 64, Sunshine and Galaxy are all coming to the Switch as part of a collection!"
"It's only available until March."
"But why?!"
"Because Nintendo."
"You can only have one island per Switch, regardless of the profile."
"But why?!"
"Because Nintendo."
"Amazing! Mario 64, Sunshine and Galaxy are all coming to the Switch as part of a collection!"
"It's only available until March."
"But why?!"
"Because Nintendo."
by Itsa_me_gameboy September 3, 2020
don't you get lost
I am so sorry I can't be with you right now. From your hate I can tell how much you must be hurting.
We are taught early on how to handle pain and stick to these patterns if they are effective.
We don't find out until much later that sometimes these patterns satisfy and calm the pain often disguised as hateful outbursts but they don't solve the problem in the long run.
We all deal with pain, fear, loss in different ways. We all have our own techniques coping. Its just when things get out of hand, maybe the time would be right to reach out, open up to whoever is suitable.
Because you are loved and you are missed and you don't have any idea because you're stupid. 🖤
(banal but true)
We are taught early on how to handle pain and stick to these patterns if they are effective.
We don't find out until much later that sometimes these patterns satisfy and calm the pain often disguised as hateful outbursts but they don't solve the problem in the long run.
We all deal with pain, fear, loss in different ways. We all have our own techniques coping. Its just when things get out of hand, maybe the time would be right to reach out, open up to whoever is suitable.
Because you are loved and you are missed and you don't have any idea because you're stupid. 🖤
(banal but true)
by Krkič April 7, 2019
'Cuz you could.
-Hitler! Why'd you kill all them Jews!
-Just because.
-George W. Bush! Why'd you start them wars?
-Just because.
-Obama! Why'd you win that election so easy?
-Just because.
-Just because.
-George W. Bush! Why'd you start them wars?
-Just because.
-Obama! Why'd you win that election so easy?
-Just because.
by jkbena612 November 22, 2009
A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.
Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.
Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.
*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.
Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.
*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
by desuforeverlulz March 21, 2012