May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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another way of saying "because I felt like it"
Usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically.
Usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically.
I disconnected the natural gas input from my stove and lit it on fire because fuck you.
I needed to walk five blocks to the library, so I stood on the back of a semi-truck going the same direction because fuck you.
I needed to walk five blocks to the library, so I stood on the back of a semi-truck going the same direction because fuck you.
by Herpderpdederp May 17, 2012
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A phrase used by fat arrogant children who never received proper tone education, mostly because of the attitude of their own parents. Deserves a punch in the face in response.
by KenM May 18, 2015