A medium sized town in Texas that is known as the armpit or asshole of Texas. It's rather ghetto, don't walk alone at night. It also smells bad due to the pollution. The women in Beaumont are sexy, but they are either snobby or live in a trailer with her three children.
by WootWTF October 18, 2008
An all girls school in Cleveland in which the students are always depressed and everyone’s period is sinked
by someone adorable January 31, 2019
A term for anything "elegantly over the top": "How Beaumont"; "That's so Beaumont" Akin to "How OTT"
by GuyNAusTex July 11, 2011
Someone that’s definitely 100% probably not gay but a bit racist and sometimes homophobic but we accept that
Your being such a Beaumont
by Nen bunda November 16, 2020
A extra large male that eats an excessive amount daily. Very lazy and usually sleeps. Often, "head of the household"
Boy 1- "Dude theres no more food in the fridge"
Boy 2- "I guess we will need to eat at McDonalds since your dad is such a beaumont."
Example 2
"Your cat is so big, it's such a beaumont"
Boy 2- "I guess we will need to eat at McDonalds since your dad is such a beaumont."
Example 2
"Your cat is so big, it's such a beaumont"
by the original Mock-Hoss January 5, 2008
Beaumonting (verb): The act of consistently and habitually taking Mondays off from work, inspired by the historical figure Beaumont, in response to an intense fear of ridicule or mockery. Beaumonting is derived from the experiences of Beaumont, a renowned individual who endured relentless public ridicule throughout their life. This term characterizes the behavior of individuals who, driven by a deep-seated apprehension, opt to avoid the workplace on Mondays as a precautionary measure against potential humiliation or scorn from coworkers. The practice of Beaumonting reflects a persistent anxiety surrounding the workplace environment, leading to regular absences on the first day of the workweek as a defensive strategy against perceived ridicule.
by Grouchy MacPhearson May 20, 2023
Place where upper class french people strut around like they know everything. Yes they are stupid. Move here and hang yourself in one week is common because it is so boring. Man everyone should just find a french person and stabb them.
Hey, Do you like my car? No, thats not your car. Um, yes it is, that is my car. No its not, my son could beat you up. Okay i agree, but that doesnt change the fact that its my car. Beaumont
by Beaumont Alberta January 3, 2006