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Beat off Like a Monkey
To masturbate
with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing
climax
you cum and
fling
the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.
"Dude whats that
stain
on the wall
?"
"
I Beat
off Like a Monkey the other day."
"Haha sick!"
by
sjp092
February 16, 2010
Get a
Beat off Like a Monkey
mug for your brother-in-law Trump.