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The act of masturbation (male or female)
Matt: Hey man, hurry up, the football games about to start.

Zak: Alright dude, give me ten minutes, I need to go to the bathroom and beat the spread before it starts.
by hickoryhillhogs August 28, 2010
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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Zak: Dude, you comin' over to watch the game?

Matt: Give me a little while. Elizabeth just got here and I need to go beat the spread first.
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