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The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a beard of shit
John's boyfriend looks like a real man after he gives a bearded blumpkin
by Hollowzero April 11, 2008
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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