Fucking her in the ass til she gapes then dipping one ball in. When she makes her brown eye wink you'll never get it out
Oh my god Drew gave me an Alaskan bear trap last night, we couldn't get his ball out!
by Katiebearrrrrxxo February 14, 2016
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It is when you tear the bill off of a duck and staple it to your penis and then poke the duck with the bill until it dies.
My friend has a fetish for Egyptian Bear Traps.
by Yeshmin Blechin April 24, 2010
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Same as the montana rabies shot, except for the end result. While getting road head, the man burns the back of his female companions neck with a cigarette lighter, but is not able to get his dick out of her mouth in time, causing the female to clamp down and bite off his dick.
Dude-"Can you help me doc?"

Doctor-" I am not sure, this is one of the most severe Montana Bear Trap Ive ever seen. We can attempt to sew the penis back on, do you have whats left of it?"

Dude-"No, she spat it out the window."
by Shagginz April 28, 2011
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The female equivalent of tea bagging. This is when a woman sits on someone's face in celebration of a kill in online gaming.
Katherine added to that guys humiliation by giving him a rusty bear trap after she killed him.
by Squishy6 August 12, 2015
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the process of tying a girl to a bed by her feet, and fucking her in the asshole until you cum in her
Hey John, have you and Sara tried the alaskan bear trap yet?
by JoPo13 October 24, 2006
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A social situation in which one wanders into an inescapable -and typically brutally awkward - conversation unwittingly. Often victims will step into the conversation bear trap with an innocuous greeting like, "Hey Deb, what's up?"
"Careful around that new Account Manager, dude's a conversation bear trap."

"Whatever you do, don't ask Andi about her wedding. Conversation bear trap."
by bjenks July 01, 2009
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When an individual, presumably female, streaks in a riot or mostly peaceful protest and a law enforcement officer shoots them in the genitals with bear mace.
Last night at the protest, that cop gave Becky a Portland Bear Trap when she was showing bean to the crowd.
by JoNathan 89 February 16, 2021
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