by TOKEN November 4, 2015
by Qunzani September 22, 2015
Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.
by porscherider99 January 19, 2018
A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.
Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"
by Barnyard Bailey May 2, 2019
When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.
by Pizza Camo May 19, 2022
When a man inserts his entire penis as well as his scrotum and testicles into the appropriate orifice. For example, a man inserts his cock and balls into a girl's anus.
by Ivan Jerkinovv October 2, 2019
Chris did not sleep for beans last night because he stayed up all night making Carlos' graduation poster.
by KingPizza June 26, 2015