When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.
“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night”
by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 17, 2021
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Something that StorM and co. do in CS:GO.
“I get beaning, beaning! I get beaning, there’s no escaping it”
“And i’m beaning, xanbean, what’s up bro?’
“And i’m naturally xanbeaning, sewbean, what the f*ck is up bro?”
by Adder38 August 27, 2018
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The art of bending your back over to produce 'beaning'.
designed to replicate the famous Mr.Beans pose.
related to: planking and owling.
*infront of the london eye* dude, this is a awsome place to bean.

you think we should start beaning on that sheep?
by Emily, Ralf, Jela July 26, 2011
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The act of inserting baked, kidney or mungo beans into another person's anus, following by them farting them out with force, then eating them. A popular sexual practice amongst homosexuals.
Hey Gary, fancy a beaning tonight?
by Popsicle polly February 24, 2018
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"I kept imagining me and Jason kissing while i was beaning. It got me going."
by 1956315649 September 26, 2014
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verb: Being to drunk too the point where you have no idea where you are. The act of getting lost.
Friend 1 "Dude where are you?"
Friend 2 "I have no idea I'm Beaning."
by DeltaTuesdays March 12, 2013
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot,
The more you toot, the better you feel,
so why not beans for EVERY meal?

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by Adam DeFeather August 17, 2006
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