A lesbian who is always seen wearing a black beanie. Very similar to fuckboy lesbian. Usually wears flannel shirts too and wears Martens. Usually a top/dom in sexual and/or romantic relationships. Kinda super cute and shy and warm inside but puts up a pretty good tough outside. Flirts a lot.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.