After a night of Snappa and heavy drinking, we heard zoo noises coming from the bedroom upstairs. Upon opening the door, I find Deano and his girl naked on all fours raming their asses into each other. After some deep investigation, we realized they were just beating cakes beanie weenie style.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Chris was so drunk he couldn't get it up, but he sure did try and beanie weenie me.

Hey, did you know most beanies have a weenie?
What’s a beanie weenie?
Duh, the top part of a beanie that doesn’t touch your head.
Oh yeah, I know!!

I couldn’t find my dildo last night, so I just used the beanie weenie

beanie weenie