The act of getting T-bagged by a ballsack the size of a bean bag chair

The art of thoroughly getting fucked over by a co-worker. His catatonic reflex to the anger directed towards him after the fucking is delt is usually enjoyed only by those who see the impersonation afterwards.

To bean bag someone is to hit them with a grenade in the body, usually in the chest. with a grenade fired from an ULG (Underslung Grenade Launcher) the term comes originated from Call Of Duty 4,

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

A Man's Scrotum.

An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.