Someone, when playing a card game, plays a sneaky move/s which turns the tide of the game in their favour.

Likened to the sneaky surprise tactics of Jeremy Beadle in Beadle's About

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

Person with short, fat, sausage-like fingers.

To be dealt an awful set of cards in any card-related game, so named after the deformed claw belonging to TV’s own Jeremy Beadle: i.e. a ‘crap hand’

A term used to describe anything of diminutive size, from the shrivelled, dessicated spazz hand owned by cheeky TV personality Jeremy Beadle. The shit.

Any person, living or dead, who dances and dresses better than you. Generally a smoker of clove cigarettes and drinker of coffee, an intellectual, a gentleman, a scholar and almost definitely out of your league. Always has a highly intelligent, smokin' hottie from Littleton Panel on his arm.

The closest thing to Jesus this side of Heaven.

To pick up the stack of cards in a game of Shithead leaving you with one big hand and one small.