Something that piss poor people (especially those of european decent) use to unsuccessfully insult other people. This wrongly spelt and gramatically incorrect phrase has no effect whatsoever and actually gives the impression that the person who speaks this utterance is actually gay

When you couldn't care less when replying to a friend's text.

the KOOl way to spell cool

It is spelled with a "C"

Koolness is another word for awesome. Just a cooler way to say it.

a pack of old school mentholated cigarettes.

KOOL: adjective, -er, -est, adverb, noun, verb

1. a word used when someone post a status update on facebook, myspace twitter, or any online social media page; the only word to describe a scenario when no one gives a fuck about what they posted.

2. a response when someone says something so stupid that it leaves you speechless