Bay Leadership Academy (formerly Heysham High) is a school that had its name changed in May of 2018. The school said that the signs would by changed by June 1st but they are still putting them up and it’s October. At BLA you will find boys with a crap ton of hair gel in, Girls with their skirts past their boobs, Scraps, seagulls and moody teenagers. There’s no doubt that you’ll get in a scrap by six form. These scraps will result : Pulled hair, smudged makeup, broken glasses and a week sentence to Impact. The uniform makes us look like slytherins. This year Year 7s are rebellious. They barge into the line and cut the cue at lunch. When I was in Year 7 I’d say sorry if someone walked into me. I guess the only good thing about BLA is the early finishes and Holidays starting before anyone else.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A very poor school which changed its name to get rid of its shit reputation, however in its month of being called BLA there has been multiple insidets making it an even shitter place. however one of the biggest snakes has left for scotland so will hopefully get better