An itch developed after a person is swimming in a non-stagnant body of water, (ex: bay, ocean, river) then persists to apply pressure to the butt by sitting or other activities.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

A person of limited social skills, who resorts to mawkish self-flagulation in attempt to make an imprint on other people's lives. So called because they usually attempt to be as smooth as a baby's butt.