by Jesticlez February 23, 2010
-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.
Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....
by cdarucci July 10, 2011
by brenten kelly January 15, 2008
When two males are 69’ing and take the scrotom of each other and draw them out to make “bat wings” over each other’s eye’s.
by Mevestanning February 27, 2020
When man appoaches woman, stretches out testicles and ever so gingerly drapes them over his lovers face. Dipping both taint and nutball into her mouth
by thmsmcgr February 24, 2009
Operation Batwing is a group of visionaries in their twenties, set out to stop the movement of women blindly flocking to uneducated/unemployed shithead males, with no desire to improve one's self.
Operation Batwing
Guy #1:"Hey isn't that your friend Susie, she's cute."
Guy #2:"Yeah, and of course she's with that 35 year old that's laid off from Taco Bell and milking unemploymet. I dunno why girls just gravitate to guys like that."
Guy #1:"Yeah you're right, we better just go home I have to be up early for school...these med classes I have this semester are no joke, plus it's no use anyway chicks love guys that wear wifebeaters in public for some reason."
Guy #2:"Right on I'm with ya, I have this really important meeting early I don't wanna be late for."
-Batwing was founded upon the principles of stopping this very situation.
Guy #1:"Hey isn't that your friend Susie, she's cute."
Guy #2:"Yeah, and of course she's with that 35 year old that's laid off from Taco Bell and milking unemploymet. I dunno why girls just gravitate to guys like that."
Guy #1:"Yeah you're right, we better just go home I have to be up early for school...these med classes I have this semester are no joke, plus it's no use anyway chicks love guys that wear wifebeaters in public for some reason."
Guy #2:"Right on I'm with ya, I have this really important meeting early I don't wanna be late for."
-Batwing was founded upon the principles of stopping this very situation.
by Brad Wyatt December 23, 2005
When ones Batwings are so severely stretched and stuck to the inner thigh, they have the ability to allow a man to leap from a fixed object and have their moistened, stretched testicles provide enough surface tension to power flight much like a traditional wingsuit.
His Batwings are so pronounced, he was able create a Batwing Suit and comfortably sail down the mountain using only his testicles to keep him aloft .
by Mr Fancypants March 12, 2019