A rare last name (pronounced "bat-in"), stemming from English origins, that often gets butchered by other people as "baton" or "bate-in."
Random Person: "Hello Mr. Baton..."
Mr. Batton: "Um,no.. it's "bat-in."
by bbatton June 13, 2008
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a "batton" usually means a large joint
*someone rolls a King F Plate*
Cameron Mchugh: THATS A BATTON!
by iheartbattons December 15, 2010
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A complete and utter overweight dwerp who can't find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she's good at.
Why are you wearing that shirt? You look as fat as Miss Batton...

You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.

You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...
by Bowes232 May 25, 2012
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To have a complete lack of knowledge on the subject yet act as tho one is an expert and need of zero guidence. This is also accompanied with a completely unwarranted arrogance on the subject
We hired a new guy to do our plumbing, said he was a professional. Now I got water leaking everywhere. I really got battoned on this one
by Roger tittle October 14, 2019
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