the act of going limp in the midst of anal sex and yelling "fire in the hole" as soon as you realize what is happening. immediately grab your clothes and run out of the room. do not call her/him back...ever again. they hate you.
i am sorry bitch, but 'BATTLESHIP DOWN'!
The battleship went down as soon as I smelled her crotch.
He sunk his battleship in my asshole. that bitch.
he still has not called me back.
The battleship went down as soon as I smelled her crotch.
He sunk his battleship in my asshole. that bitch.
he still has not called me back.
by Iceberg Straightahead December 23, 2007
When your fucking a girl doggy style, slip out quick spit in her asshole, then ram your cock into her ass as hard as you can. and thats the sunken battleship my friends.
by Baker November 01, 2003
To sit at a table with someone while you both have laptops open, opposite one another, as if you were playing battleship.
Dude A: Ugh. I can't believe your didn't pay your internet bill. I really need to check my email.
Dude B: Whatever, let's just take our laptops to Costa Coffee and play battleship.
Dude B: Whatever, let's just take our laptops to Costa Coffee and play battleship.
by ATowny April 22, 2008
The sexual act of filling five holes on a girl with five penises to sink the battleship. Most Battleship Stances use the vagina, asshole, mouth and two holes made with the hands. Other holes including large ear canals, empty eye sockets and open wounds.
The party was a sausage fest 'cause there were 5 guys and one girl. Then Lisa went into Battleship Stance and the parrty was lit. We sunk her battleship and drowned her in cum.
by BeeToTheRyan June 17, 2016
the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine
Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship
Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork
Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork
by lasalle bro October 05, 2010
"...You sunk my battleship..." is often used as an expression of defeat, or acceptance that the opponent is harder to defend against than percieved to be at first encounter.
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator loses!
Comrade Gumba: all your base...
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator loses!
Comrade Gumba: all your base...
by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004
Girl code to describe the bases.
uno- INTENSE kissing/heavy petting
checkers- oral sex
battleship- wholesome fucking
uno- INTENSE kissing/heavy petting
checkers- oral sex
battleship- wholesome fucking
by claireseven July 20, 2019