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Usually a very hidious female, may be very skinny and unatractive. So much so that it looks like she has been at war with life and losing.
person 1: "Man, I cant believe that battle cricket keeps calling me, I dont even know how she got my number."

person 2: "yeah man she is a swamp donkey, ass trollop. Thats why i gave her your number instead of mine."

person 1: "Gooch Tickler!"
by pmill053 August 09, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Battle cricket. nasty ass girl from Battle Creek, Mi. Usually drug addicted with multiple baby daddies. Rarely if ever has her kids and is only trying to get something for free.
Lizard. "Damn bro you see that fine ass girl I was talking to?"

Slick. " Aww damn Primo, she ain't fine. That's just another Battle cricket. Better watch your shit around her ". Battle Creek
by SlicK NicK! June 29, 2017
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