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The dude in your crew who waits until the end of the night, when everyone is already wasted, to offer to buy a round of drinks. No takers.
I dropped $120 last night. That bastard Jeremy ran a Baton Rouge Buyback and drank for free! What a cheap son of a scrub!
by Zaphod Beebs June 05, 2010
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015