Mark "What happened last night man"
Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"
Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"
by Dinosaur Peenus January 25, 2017
by mrbigmclargehuge August 28, 2011
by Whtlightnin September 24, 2014
The act of opening your coat around someone trying to light a cigarette, bowl, or joint outside when it is windy to block the breeze. To block the wind from blowing out a lighter. Opening your jacket like batman to help a fellow smoker.
Person 1: "The damn wind keeps blowing out my lighter. I can't even smoke!"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"
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Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"
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Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"
by xSamix December 23, 2013
The act of pulling out during doggy style, then saying "To the batcave!" And proceeding to put it in her ass.
by Shurikinney June 30, 2020
Dude last week I want to court for batmanning Greg, ended up getting assault and battery and attempted murder.
by Syzygy21 October 26, 2014
This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.
by MyDadGaveMeAids! February 18, 2019